I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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