trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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