Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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