There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.