My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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