its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Mom said you looked used
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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