For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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