Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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