Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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