Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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