i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
In other news, I just burned my penis
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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