Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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