I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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