Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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