weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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