That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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