I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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