Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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