Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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