how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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