God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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