can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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