i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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