You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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