she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
