Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
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Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
50% drunk capacity currently
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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