Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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