Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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