Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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