I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
