check it out our google latitudes are spooning
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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