So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
