I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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