in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
