I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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