she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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