when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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