I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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