But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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