if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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