If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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