So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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