ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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