If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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