I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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