I think I died a long time ago.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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