then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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