Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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