You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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