I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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