I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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