I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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