Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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