Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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