You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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