Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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