theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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